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Monthly Archives: November 2009

One: I love gaining time by traveling from the east to the west. Sho sneaky! On a side note, I have always wanted to fly on one of those planes equipped with beds! All I want is to be gifted with one of those eye-masks + catch some z’s whilst 30,000+ feet in zee air.

Two: When I was younger, my sister and I set up an elaborate plan to test the authenticity of Zee Tooth Fairy. Instead of informing our Mother when my tooth came out, we stealthily hid the tooth and excitedly told our Grandmother about our INGENIOUS plan. Turns out my Grandmother was in cahoots with my Mother! She told my Mother who then foraged through our room to find the tooth. Her efforts were not wasted when we woke up the next morning to find that my tooth had been replaced by a dollar! This SHENANIGIN defs perpetuated my belief in the Tooth Fairy.

Three: I don’t think I ever shorten people’s names. I always refer to Brianna as Brianna neverrrr Bri. Also how in the world is Richard shortened to Dick? I DO NOT COMPREHEND.

Four: I love when you listen to a record on repeat so much that you start anticipating the beginning of the next song as soon as one song ends.

Five: Cereal boxes are my reading article of choice when I’m om nom nomming on breakfast (even if I’ve read the packaging 5+ times). I used to eat my Lucky Charms strategically — each spoonful had a FIXED RATIO of marshmallow to cereal to ensure that I wouldn’t run out of shmellows before finishing the cereal portion!

Six: The only potato chips I will eat are the ruffle kind! I have a weird habit of laying all of them out on a napkin and eating them ruffle by ruffle.

1. Learn how to tie a tie.
2. Acquire a cha cha cha chia pet.
3. Buy bubblegum tape.
4. Watch the sun rise.
5. Go on a midnight IHOP excursion.
6. Camp out overnight in a mall.
7. Teeepee a housie.
8. Raise sea monkeys + then release them back into the wild.
9. Learn how to intensely stack cups. No joke here.
10. Dress up in one of those mascot costumes + do da dansing.
11. Watch a meteor shower (tonight tonight!)
12. Pick up the uke.
13. Partake in a line dance.
14. Train for a food competition ahahaha

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